Gravity and Wine

blog imageEverything they told you about your late 20’s is true.

Gravity will move your ass into a spot that you are NOT okay with.  You’ll understand what people were talking about when they said “teacher arms” and totally get grossed out when you wave and feel your arm fat move.

You can not eat an entire pizza, jack in box tacos, or a bottle of wine and feel like a million bucks anymore. Chances are you’ll be sick as hell and have a new roll to show for it the next day.

Some things they DON’T tell you is that you may turn into an entire different person than you were before. Nineteen year old you wouldn’t even recognize twenty-eight year old you. Continue reading “Gravity and Wine”